1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:03,803 - [bubbling] - Hear that? 2 00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:05,505 What? Is Meldrick back from the pizza run yet? 3 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:08,575 No, it's Mr. Coffee, percolating in the next room. 4 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,677 It's too quiet in here. 5 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,645 - The only thing dead in this joint are the phones. - New Year's Eve, Frank. 6 00:00:12,645 --> 00:00:15,148 When the ball drops, the bodies will start dropping too. 7 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:17,517 - I hate New Year's Eve. - Everybody hates New Year's Eve. 8 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:19,819 Yeah, another year older and deeper in debt. 9 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:22,756 It's like having a birthday, only nobody buys you any presents. 10 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:25,658 - [champagne bottle pops] - Whoa! Whoa! 11 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:30,296 What's this? The distribution and consumption of alcohol while on duty? 12 00:00:30,296 --> 00:00:32,699 Champagne can hardly be described as alcohol. 13 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,301 Just a little taste, Gee. 14 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:37,337 Just as long as it's a little taste 15 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:39,305 and I get to make the first toast. 16 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:41,441 Let's hope this year is better than last year. 17 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:44,144 I'll drink to that, even though I'm not supposed to touch this stuff. 18 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,545 Toast or no toast, the long-term trend 19 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,247 is this year will be worse than last year, 20 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:48,581 and next year will be worse than this. 21 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:51,284 Munch. A toast. 22 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:53,853 May we have more nights like this one, 23 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:56,322 many more, when the phones are not ringing. 24 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:59,259 - Hear, hear! - Game on. 25 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:01,394 - [Howard chuckling] - [Bayliss] Mmm! 26 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:05,398 - Domestic. Discount, at that. - You are a snob, Frank. 27 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,867 [Kellerman] This isn't even champagne. This is the fake champagne. 28 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:11,271 What is it? "Method Sparkling Wine." This is sparkling wine. 29 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:15,575 The French make them do that. It's a trade war thing, Mike. 30 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,478 You know, you're not supposed to buy champagne at the gas station. 31 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:21,548 - Hey, hey, hey. Get 'em while they're hot! - [cheering] 32 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:24,217 Are we gonna watch the ball, or we're not gonna watch the ball? 33 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:25,885 We got time to watch this first? 34 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,420 What you got there, Brodie? 35 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:33,460 It's my documentary, uh, on the Homicide Unit. 36 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,196 - All of you guys. - [Lewis] You made a documentary about us? 37 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:38,665 - [Brodie] Yeah, I spent all year doing it. - Really? 38 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:41,401 [man] The finest pizza pie in all of Baltimore... 39 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:43,503 [Munch] I hope you got my good side. 40 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:45,705 - [Bayliss] Do you have a good side, Munch? - [overlapping chatter] 41 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:48,274 [Lewis] You know, I brought pepperoni pizza, let's just eat them-- 42 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:49,709 [Munch] Boys, boys. 43 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:51,678 [Pembleton] This better be more than good, Brodie. 44 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:56,750 [theme music playing] 45 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,877 [Pembleton] Wait, wait, wait. That doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense. 46 00:02:57,877 --> 00:02:59,913 What does life and homicide have to do with each other? 47 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:03,516 I wanted to juxtapose life and death, the ying and the yang. 48 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:06,720 Homicide is so, uh-- You know, it's negative. 49 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,422 [Pembleton] Yes, it is. It doesn't get much more negative than homicide. 50 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:11,891 {\an8}[suspenseful music playing] 51 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:14,928 {\an8}[bicycle bell dings] 52 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:18,665 {\an8}Mean Streets? What, are you ripping off Scorsese? 53 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:20,600 {\an8}I wasn't ripping him off, I respect the man, 54 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,837 {\an8}but he doesn't hold a candle to great documentary filmmakers 55 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:27,907 {\an8}like Robert Frank, or Pennebaker, Maysles Brothers, or Ken Burns. 56 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:30,810 {\an8}Oh, yeah, Ken Burns. 57 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,545 He's the only guy I ever heard to manage to make 58 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,014 something more boring than a baseball game: 59 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,582 a documentary about baseball. 60 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:39,652 {\an8}[*] 61 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,656 Pretty tough room, Brodie. You sure you wanna do this? 62 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:46,359 An artist has to be fearless, Kay, you know. 63 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:48,528 There's fearless and there's crazy. 64 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:01,408 {\an8}[Kellerman] Nice effect, Brodie. It's very professional. 65 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,009 {\an8}[Brodie] Hey, I can loan you the software. 66 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:07,847 {\an8}-What? - [Brodie] I might put some narration about 67 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:10,984 {\an8}how I had to overcome a little bit of initial reluctance. 68 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,755 Bye. 69 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:20,093 - [Brodie] Just act natural, like I'm part of the furniture. - Bye. 70 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,530 {\an8}Brodie, I--[sighs] Brodie. 71 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,465 {\an8}[Munch] Ah, Detective Megan Russert. 72 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:27,534 {\an8}Gone, but not forgotten. 73 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:30,036 {\an8}-I hate being photographed. - [Munch] She'll be back. 74 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:32,939 {\an8}The bright lights of Baltimore? Paris will pale in comparison. 75 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,442 {\an8}[Giardello] Brodie, get the hell out of the way. 76 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,846 {\an8}[Lewis] Hey, it's Frank. Bald again. 77 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:41,681 {\an8}[Brodie] I shot this before you had the stroke. 78 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:42,849 {\an8}Hey! 79 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:48,488 - [Rogers] Hey! - Hey, hey, hey! Sergeant Sally Rogers. 80 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,090 What have we got? 81 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,758 Llewellyen Kilduff. 82 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:05,638 Had some kind of altercation with his next door neighbor. 83 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:08,541 The shooter's name is Bennett Jackson. 84 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,048 Brodie, of all of the cases that we ever worked, 85 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,117 this is the one that you picked for your film? 86 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:21,521 Shame on you, Brodie. You are a sick and twisted soul. 87 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,723 Not as twisted as Mr. Jackson. 88 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:26,026 [Rogers] According to witnesses, words were exchanged, 89 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:29,029 Mr. Jackson went in his house, came out with a firearm, 90 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:32,098 walked up to Kilduff and shot him twice at close range. 91 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:35,468 - Oh. You recover a weapon? - Saturday Night Special. 92 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,137 Lucky it didn't blow up in his hand. 93 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:40,473 After he shot Mr. Kilduff, he shot Mrs. Kilduff, 94 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:44,511 and then he sat down on his swing and waited for the police. 95 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,579 He surrendered without incident. 96 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:48,515 [Bayliss] Hmm. Where's Mrs. Kilduff? 97 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,717 - [Rogers] University. - She gonna make it? 98 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,719 Looked like a DOA to me, but what do I know? 99 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:55,021 - Any idea what this is all about? - Not really. 100 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,490 The best explanation we could get from Mr. Jackson 101 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:59,059 was that he felt he had no choice. 102 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,995 [Pembleton] Oh, he had no choice. Okay, thank you. 103 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,932 Neighbor's out working in the yard and he whacks them. 104 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:13,173 Mr. Jackson. I'm Detective Bayliss. 105 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:14,808 This here is Detective Pembleton. 106 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,710 Has he read you your rights yet? 107 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,813 I shot 'em. 108 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:22,916 Both of 'em. 109 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:26,720 And I imagine you want me to go downtown 110 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,922 and sign a statement to that effect. 111 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,624 - [Pembleton] Okay, well, a uniform will take you down. - All right. 112 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,794 [Howard] I don't know how you two stand each other. 113 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,100 {\an8}[Brodie] The rights of the suspect. 114 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,070 {\an8}Give me your thoughts. 115 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:47,574 You are a citizen of a free nation. 116 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:52,112 Having lived your adult life in the land of guaranteed civil liberties, 117 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,647 you commit a crime of violence, 118 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:55,982 whereupon you are jacked up, 119 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:57,751 dragged down to police headquarters, 120 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,820 and deposited in a claustrophobic anteroom 121 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:05,025 containing three chairs, a table, and cold brick walls. 122 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,760 Have a seat, please. 123 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,895 And there you sit, for a half hour or more, 124 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:12,165 until a Homicide Detective-- a man who can in no way 125 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,868 be mistaken for a friend-- enters the room. 126 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,603 He offers you a cigarette. 127 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:19,572 Not your brand. 128 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:21,107 And begins an uninterrupted monologue, 129 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,177 which wanders back and forth for a half hour or so, 130 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,212 eventually coming to rest... 131 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,948 in a familiar place. 132 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,818 You have the right to remain silent. 133 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:35,055 You have got the absolute right to remain silent. 134 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:38,792 Of course you do. You're a criminal. 135 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,827 Criminals always have the right to remain silent. 136 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:43,063 We're talking about sacred freedoms here, 137 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,865 notably your Fifth Amendment protection against self-incrimination. 138 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:48,134 Hey, if it was good enough for Ollie North and Mark Fuhrman, 139 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:51,705 who the hell are you to incriminate yourself at the first opportunity? 140 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:55,241 Get it straight. A police detective paid government money to put you in prison 141 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:59,646 is explaining your absolute right to shut up before you say anything stupid. 142 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,949 [Bayliss] You might think this is a slam dunk. 143 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:06,019 [Pembleton] Our case being writ in black even as we speak. 144 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,887 - But you'd be wrong. - No, you'd be right. 145 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:09,889 We got the shooter, we got his gun, 146 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:13,059 we got beaucoup eyewitnesses, and the man's given it up. 147 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,663 - [whispers] We need the "why." - No, no, you need the why. 148 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,632 I don't need to know any more about the man or his problems than this. 149 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:23,636 He shot his neighbors then waited on his swing for the police to arrive, 150 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:25,171 so that he might surrender his freedom. 151 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,640 Mr. Jackson has been so helpful and so efficient, 152 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,242 to ask for more would be ungracious. 153 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,111 [Bayliss] Come on, Frank. One neighbor murders another, 154 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,946 and you don't wanna know what that means? 155 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,914 I know exactly what that means. Ten hours overtime, 156 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,817 and if Mr. Jackson would be kind enough to take it to trial, 157 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,819 another 20 hours court pay. 158 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:44,090 - You can't use that. - W-- what do you mean? 159 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,793 You gotta take all that stuff out of your film. 160 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,795 You can't have us joking about overtime like that. 161 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:51,598 Yeah, but you-- you said it. 162 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:55,602 I-- I-- I know I said it. The point is, I don't want anyone to hear me say it! 163 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:57,904 I'm a documentarian, Detective Pembleton, 164 00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:01,708 and it's my job to honestly reflect reality. 165 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:06,112 [Howard] Oh, this is a real party, huh? 166 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:09,983 - [Brodie] Frank! Frank! Look out! - [tires screeching] 167 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,251 {\an8}[crashing] 168 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,956 "Fender Bender Aphrodisiac"? 169 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:18,058 Is that the name of a grunge band? 170 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,094 [Pembleton] Of course I have car insurance, 171 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,029 but your rate's gonna go up too, I hope you realize that. 172 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:24,998 Well, why should they? You hit me. 173 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,700 [Pembleton] I'm more than willing to admit that. 174 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,702 No, no, no. Don't admit that, Frank. 175 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,970 - Don't admit to anything. - [woman] And who are you, his lawyer? 176 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:33,373 No, I'm just saying, let's just exchange 177 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,742 the insurance cards and we'll get on our way, okay? 178 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,712 [woman] No! No one is going anywhere until the cops get here. 179 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,213 [Pembleton] No, no. We are the cops. 180 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,948 We're detectives, Homicide detectives. 181 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:43,283 We're working a very important case. 182 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,152 Someone was murdered? 183 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,854 - [Bayliss] Oh, yes, ma'am. - [Pembleton] Mm-hmm. 184 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:50,290 Was it--[groans] Was it bad? 185 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:53,093 [Pembleton] Well, it was pretty bad, yes. 186 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,295 - It was quite grisly. - [Pembleton] Yeah. 187 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,931 - It-- Is it gonna be on the news? - [Pembleton inhales] 188 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:00,800 Well, uh, it's bound to be, 189 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,869 'cause something like this, it's so gruesome. 190 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,271 [Pembleton] I'll tell you what, here's my card. 191 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,407 This is my number down at police headquarters. Take your car to a body shop, 192 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,409 get an estimate, give me a call, and I'll send you a check. 193 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,411 - How about that? - [woman] Oh. 194 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,913 But isn't that against the law? 195 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,816 We'd be doing the taxpayers a favor. 196 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:21,354 Okay. All right. I guess. 197 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,089 Thank you. I appreciate that. 198 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,830 I'll call you. 199 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:35,068 Yes. You take-- you take-- you take care. 200 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,738 I'll watch you on the news. 201 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,206 - Thanks. - Okay. 202 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,809 What? 203 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,146 [laughing] 204 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,182 - She likes you. - [Pembleton laughs] 205 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,151 I don't know what it is, you know. 206 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,886 Ever since Mary got pregnant, women have been coming on to me. 207 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,121 It's an aphrodisiac is what it is. 208 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,223 It's more about her rear end. 209 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:58,758 Pembleton! 210 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,226 You filed a report 211 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:03,730 stating that the accident happened in a parking lot. 212 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,398 You gave me an elaborate song and dance 213 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:09,002 about some jerk that backed up into you in the mall 214 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,004 and then fled the scene of the accident 215 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,106 without leaving you so much as a note. 216 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,976 - Is that what I said? - [Bayliss laughing] 217 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:19,346 - [Giardello] What are you laughing at, Bayliss? - Huh? 218 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,082 The words "unindicted co-conspirator" mean anything to you? 219 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,484 Gosh, Gee, it was-- it was really just a fender bender. 220 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,286 Yeah, we'll have to discuss the ways 221 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,122 the two of you can make full restitution to the department. 222 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,891 They'll be garnishing your wages for the next 12 months. 223 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,993 Which proves my point again. 224 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,162 Even our modest expectations 225 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:38,098 vis-a-vis the new year, quickly disappear. 226 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,966 This is all Brodie's fault. You know how distracting it is 227 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,368 to have a camera in your face while you're driving? 228 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,003 Where are you going, Brodie? 229 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,272 - Oh, I just had to go to the bathroom. - Sit down! 230 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:54,147 I thank our friend Brodie, as this is all public service. 231 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,017 [Giardello] Let's continue. 232 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,919 Let's see what other lies, 233 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,389 what other hidden truths... 234 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:04,991 can be revealed. 235 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:08,161 [pensive music playing] 236 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:15,001 You see, anything that you say or write 237 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,437 may be used against you in a court of law. 238 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,806 Yo, bunky. Wake up. 239 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:23,843 Talking to a police detective in an interview room is only gonna hurt you. 240 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,312 If it could help, we'd be pretty quick to tell you that. 241 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,450 We'd stand up and tell you that you have a right not to worry. 242 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,352 Anything you say or write will be used 243 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,087 to help you in a court of law. 244 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:38,024 Your best bet is to shut up. 245 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,126 Shut up now. 246 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:48,034 So you're telling me a kid should be suspended 247 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,103 for bringing Aspirin to school? 248 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,572 Look, without rules, we're gonna have anarchy. Now, Aspirin's a drug. 249 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,474 If the rules say no drugs, then no drugs. 250 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,943 Yeah, excedrin, the great psychedelic. 251 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,278 [Kellerman] It's this one. 252 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:04,584 - [knocking on door] - Ed McMahon. We got a check for you! 253 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,086 [Brodie] Maybe he's not home. 254 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,856 Hello! I think he's going around the back. 255 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,091 I got this side. 256 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,101 [siren wailing] 257 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,203 {\an8}- [tires squealing] - Freeze! 258 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,572 {\an8}[Barry] Cut! Cut! Cut! 259 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,508 - What the hell's going on here? - You Barry Levinson! 260 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,276 - Yeah. - I went to high school with you! 261 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,112 What are you, Homicide? Homicide? 262 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,446 - Homicide here? - Yeah! 263 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,215 I'm a big fan of yours, Mr. Levinson. 264 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,150 - Nice to meet you. - How are you doing? 265 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,085 [Brodie] Gotta tell you, though, the real police here in Baltimore, 266 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:40,920 they don't-- they don't say, uh, "freeze." 267 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,023 - They don't? - It's a television thing, I think. 268 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,025 - Hey, guys! It's the real Homicide here. - [crew] Hey! 269 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,426 - [Barry] You guys never say "freeze"? - [Lewis] No. 270 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,028 - [Barry] Really? - [Lewis] No. 271 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,996 - We were misled by that. - Cut! 272 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,898 - Nice meeting you guys. - [Lewis] Hey, good meeting you, too. 273 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,500 [laughing] 274 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,238 [Giardello] "Homicide Home Page?" What does that mean? 275 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,040 [Kellerman] It's cyberspeak, Lieutenant. 276 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,307 [phone ringing] 277 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,978 [Munch] Ooh, montage! My favorite. 278 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,415 [Lewis] Very surrealistic. Love the lack of information. 279 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,250 I wouldn't wanna know what I'm looking at. 280 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,518 [Kellerman] But you do know what you're looking at. 281 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,653 You're looking at the coffee room TV. 282 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:16,189 [Munch] Don't you think this shot of the TV is over? 283 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,027 Thank God, camera movement. So exciting. 284 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,432 [Kellerman] A guy getting something from the fridge? That's exciting? 285 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:29,002 [Howard] Unless it's the Lunch Bandit. 286 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,538 - Who's the Lunch Bandit? - Dr. Cox, what are you doing here? 287 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,140 - Hey, yeah! You can't be working tonight. - [Munch whoops] 288 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,142 - The doctor is in! - [overlapping chatter] 289 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:40,380 I was at this party with hats and horns, the whole New Year's Eve nine yards, 290 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,450 and I got bored, so I thought I'd come down here 291 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,218 and see what you guys are up to. 292 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,187 Oh, there hasn't been a murder all night. 293 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,290 I'm just showing them the documentary I made on the Homicide Unit. 294 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,392 - Mind if I watch? - Nope. 295 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,594 - So, what have I missed? - Not a damn thing. 296 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:58,431 [Giardello] Take a seat. That boring party may soon not seem so boring. 297 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,567 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 298 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,303 So, who's the Lunch Bandit? 299 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,971 Well, no one knows, 300 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,073 but he's been stealing people's lunches for years. 301 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,342 [Lewis] That guy ain't gonna see the light of day. 302 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:20,320 Mr. Jackson, I just thought you'd be interested in knowing 303 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,324 that Mrs. Kilduff is still on the operating table. 304 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,194 He is full of remorse, aren't you? 305 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,730 Come on, Brodie, get out of the way! 306 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,298 [Brodie] Excuse me. 307 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,568 So, how long did you know the Kilduffs? 308 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,773 They moved into that house seven or eight years ago. 309 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:43,510 They bought it from the state when old Miss Floody passed on. 310 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,645 - I had to arrange it myself. - How's that? 311 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,515 Own my own funeral home. 312 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,284 Jackson and Sons, on Cherry Street. 313 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,253 Been in my family 80 years. 314 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,788 So, growing up in a funeral parlor, 315 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,090 you're a man who was on close terms with death? 316 00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:00,560 Intimate. I've been around dead people all my life. 317 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,130 - They don't trouble me. - Is that what you were thinking when you shot the Kilduffs? 318 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,634 - Huh? - Had you been planning for their funeral for years? 319 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,003 Is that why you're so cool about all this? 320 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,239 It's not a question of temperature, detective. 321 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,774 Then what is it a question of, Mr. Jackson? 322 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:17,477 {\an8}Is this about business? You needed a few new customers, 323 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,379 {\an8}so you start with the neighbors? Is that it? 324 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,614 [Bayliss] You're no ordinary mortician, are you? 325 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:25,285 You like to see things through from start to finish. 326 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,587 You like to bump 'em and dump 'em? 327 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,823 Slab 'em and stab 'em? Pop 'em and pain 'em? 328 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:33,259 More bodies, more profit. You know how to run a business. 329 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,728 Business. Hmm. 330 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:36,663 Some people don't know how to mind their own. 331 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,431 Like the Kilduffs? 332 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,400 Always poking their noses where they didn't belong. 333 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,268 And that's why you shot 'em? 334 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,270 Because they knew something you didn't want them to know? 335 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,139 A man's got a right to his privacy. 336 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,309 Well, what is it exactly that you didn't want them to know? 337 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,749 [scoffs] You married, Mr. Jackson? 338 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,052 - 41 years. - Where's your wife? 339 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,454 Glen Birney. 340 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,657 Chestfield Nursing Home. 341 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:08,194 How long have you been living by yourself, Mr. Jackson? 342 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,398 You mind your business, detective, and I'll mind mine. 343 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,704 Bet he was messing around with Mrs. Kilduff. 344 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,607 Sex triangle with the neighbors, you know what I'm saying? 345 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,510 Not even close, Meldrick. 346 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,078 [clicks tongue] Not even. 347 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:40,260 You see, you have the right to talk to an attorney at any time. 348 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,329 Before any questions, before answering any questions 349 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,565 or during any questioning. 350 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,734 Now, the man who wants to arrest you for violating 351 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,803 the peace and dignity of the great state of Maryland says 352 00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:52,439 you can talk to a trained professional, an attorney, 353 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,873 who's read the relevant code, 354 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,909 or he's gotten his hands on some Cliff Notes. 355 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,711 Let's face it, pal. 356 00:17:57,711 --> 00:18:00,480 You just carved up some drunk in a Dundalk Avenue bar, 357 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,349 or bludgeoned your wife to death with a pickaxe, 358 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:03,783 that don't make you a brain surgeon. 359 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,353 You're gonna need the help of an expert. 360 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,855 Believe me. Take whatever help you can get. 361 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,390 He's right. 362 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,928 {\an8}[Munch] Been here, done that. 363 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,464 [Brodie] It's not the same shot. Just watch. 364 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:23,236 That's definitely the Lunch Bandit. That's-- that's my container! 365 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,338 What are you doing, Brodie? You gotta pull back! 366 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,173 Hey, Brodie. How's it hanging? 367 00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:30,710 - Wait. Where did he go? - The fast little bastard! 368 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,313 I-- I remember that day. I-- The Lunch Bandit hit me! 369 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:36,583 I had a leftover souvlaki from the Venetia Deli and I was looking forward to it. 370 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,451 Come on, Brodie, you nailed him! Who is it? 371 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,687 Hey, sit down! Just wait and see. 372 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,398 [Pembleton] Stubborn, stubborn, stubborn. 373 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,832 [Bayliss] In his mind, he was right. 374 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,636 [Giardello] Every killer thinks he's right. 375 00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,807 [upbeat jazz melody playing] 376 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:22,629 [song lyrics playing] 377 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:54,894 [*] 378 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:05,638 [song lyrics playing] 379 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:37,270 [*] 380 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:47,947 [song lyrics playing] 381 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,328 [Brodie] Okay, so we'll start again in five minutes. 382 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,533 - It's weird. - What? 383 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,804 Seeing myself. Seeing me before the stroke. 384 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,473 I look at the screen and I think... 385 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,842 "Who the hell is that?" 386 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,412 I'm not saying life can't get better, I'm saying it won't. 387 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,047 - You see the difference? - [Lewis] Yeah, I see the difference. 388 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,451 [Pembleton] Come on, let's get this show on the road. I'm not gonna miss the ball. 389 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,386 My, Cinderella, what big feet you have! 390 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,121 I want that ball to fall in Times Square. 391 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,090 The phone still hasn't rung. 392 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:32,592 Mark my words, it's just a matter of time. 393 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,561 [Brodie] All right. 394 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,365 What are you focusing on when you first sit down with a suspect? 395 00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:41,401 The detective has informed you of your rights. 396 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,403 He wants you to be protected, he says. 397 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,805 Because, he says, there's nothing that concerns him more 398 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,640 than giving you every possible assistance 399 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,543 in this very confusing and stressful moment in your life. 400 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,579 And the detective wants you to know, 401 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:55,015 and we've been doing this a lot longer than you have, 402 00:21:55,015 --> 00:21:57,384 so you can take our word for it. 403 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:02,989 Your rights to counsel aren't all they're cracked up to be. 404 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,825 Once you actually up and call for that lawyer, son, 405 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,761 there ain't a damn thing we can do for you. 406 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:10,463 No, sir. Your good friends in the Homicide Unit are gonna 407 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,665 have to lock you all alone in this room, 408 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,801 and the next authority figure to scan your case 409 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:17,637 will be a no-nonsense prosecutor from the Violent Crimes Unit, 410 00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:21,941 with the official title, "Assistant State's Attorney for the City of Baltimore." 411 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,144 And God help you then, 412 00:22:24,144 --> 00:22:26,112 because a ruthless bloodsucker like that 413 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,048 will have an O'Donnell Heights motorhead like yourself 414 00:22:28,048 --> 00:22:31,051 halfway to the gas chamber before you get three words out. 415 00:22:31,051 --> 00:22:34,688 Your best bet is to speak up. 416 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:37,090 Speak up now. 417 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:43,997 Hey, Brodie. Get a life, man. 418 00:22:43,997 --> 00:22:46,700 So the bear says, "You didn't come here to hunt, did you?" 419 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:54,174 MandM. Mi casa es su casa. 420 00:22:54,174 --> 00:22:55,942 - What will it be? - [Lewis groans] 421 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:58,144 - A beer. - Import or domestic? 422 00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:00,480 Hey, Brodie. Get a life, man. 423 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,015 [Bayliss] Didn't we just see this? 424 00:23:02,015 --> 00:23:03,883 [Cox] Yeah, Brodie, obviously you screwed up. 425 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,786 It's a choice. It's a cinematic statement. 426 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:09,055 - [Cox] Yeah, it looks like a mistake to me. - [Pembleton] I like it. 427 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:12,125 It speaks to the repetitive and essentially meaningless nature of police work. 428 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:14,928 - Import or domestic? - [Kellerman] Domestic. 429 00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:16,529 I could do without. 430 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,665 Wow, this is really dramatic stuff. 431 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:20,066 [Kellerman] A glass of beer. 432 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,702 Yes, Brodie, the whole thing needs more action. 433 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,841 [man] Lived here 12 years. 434 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:31,878 Can't say I spoke to the man more than two, three times. 435 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:34,547 Mm-hmm. You mean he was a loner? 436 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:37,684 He kept to himself, sure. But he was no loner. 437 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:42,622 When the wife went away, Jackson had his share of company. 438 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,190 You mean women? 439 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:47,694 He'd have the lights on till the early morning hours. 440 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:50,230 Music playing, laughter. 441 00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:51,931 Not that I cared or anything. 442 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,067 - Right, right. - No, no. Of course not. 443 00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:55,702 The Kilduffs, though... 444 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,139 they felt otherwise. 445 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,042 Yeah, Mrs. Kilduff, she was always complaining. 446 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:04,077 She'd go on and on about the neighborhood, 447 00:24:04,077 --> 00:24:06,713 how we gotta keep it nice, keep it clean, and keep it quiet. 448 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,882 Did Mrs. Kilduff ever complain about Bennett Jackson? 449 00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:11,084 All the time. She didn't approve of his lifestyle. 450 00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:13,720 She said he lowered the tone of the neighborhood. 451 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,157 Did you see many people come and go from Jackson's house? 452 00:24:17,157 --> 00:24:19,259 Yeah, he had ladies there late at night. 453 00:24:19,259 --> 00:24:21,027 Always brought them over in his hearse. 454 00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:22,796 [girl chuckling] 455 00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:24,831 [Pembleton] Do you have any idea what this is about, Levon? 456 00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:27,233 The bad blood between your uncle and the Kilduffs? 457 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:30,970 My uncle's a good man. He's there for anyone who needs him. 458 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,506 I don't think he could kill somebody. 459 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:35,742 He said he did it. 460 00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:38,578 - Oh? - Yeah. 461 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:40,647 Then he did it. 462 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,282 My uncle don't lie. 463 00:24:42,282 --> 00:24:44,084 How long you been working for him? 464 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:45,985 [Levon] Since high school. 465 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,154 - Good boss? - The best. 466 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,123 He don't jack up the bill if you rich, 467 00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:53,259 or wrap you up in old newspapers if you're poor. 468 00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:54,994 - He's straight up on that. - [Bayliss] Uh-huh. 469 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,163 Wh-- what about his private life? 470 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:59,632 Your aunt's in a nursing home. Was he seeing any woman? 471 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,267 We talked to the neighbors, they've said-- 472 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:04,270 Why you got to ask about the man's backroom time? 473 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:06,840 My uncle's a good man. 474 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,641 He got a good heart. 475 00:25:13,313 --> 00:25:15,181 [Cox] Uh-oh, here we go again. 476 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,617 Hey, Brodie. Get a life, man. 477 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:20,987 Brodie, ever hear of something called too much of a good thing? 478 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:23,923 MandM! Mi casa es su casa. 479 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:25,358 - What will it be? - [Lewis groans] 480 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,927 - A beer. - Import or domestic? 481 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:30,096 Oh, I-- I get it. It's-- it's a nightmare. 482 00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:32,032 We're caught in a loop, right? 483 00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:33,366 Yeah, I saw this once in The Twilight Zone. 484 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,602 Guy walks into a bar, orders his favorite beer 485 00:25:35,602 --> 00:25:38,338 over and over again and they never have it. 486 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:42,075 - How about you, Meldrick? - What do you think, Munch? 487 00:25:42,075 --> 00:25:43,910 - [Munch] The usual? - You got it, babe. 488 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:45,912 Seven and Seven, good choice. 489 00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:47,781 - How about you, Brodie? What do you want? - [Brodie] No, thanks. 490 00:25:47,781 --> 00:25:49,382 And please, don't talk directly into the camera. 491 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,651 - Yeah. Okay. - [Kellerman chuckling] 492 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:53,920 - [Pembleton] Hey, hey, hey! - [Munch] Whoa! 493 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,288 - You guys solve your case? - Yep. 494 00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:57,190 - Nope. - [Munch] Well, which is it? 495 00:25:57,190 --> 00:26:00,026 [Pembleton] Tim's tormented, again, by the "why." 496 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:03,663 Tim is always tormented. I got a "why" question for you, Bayliss. 497 00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:06,132 - Why do you always have to know the "why"? - Well, we got our "why." 498 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:09,336 The husband is having an affair. He doesn't want his wife to find out. 499 00:26:09,336 --> 00:26:11,805 The neighbors are snooping around, so he shoots them down. 500 00:26:11,805 --> 00:26:13,907 - Bada-bing. - There's more to it, Frank. 501 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:16,309 I think that we should go talk to Mrs. Jackson. 502 00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:19,179 Mrs. Jackson is in a Glen Birney nursing home. 503 00:26:19,179 --> 00:26:21,848 You wanna talk to her about her husband's extramarital affairs? 504 00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:23,717 You got your confession. Leave the woman alone. 505 00:26:23,717 --> 00:26:25,919 Know what your problem is, Timmy? 506 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:28,655 - [Bayliss] I don't got a problem. - You let things haunt you. 507 00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:30,690 - No, I don't. - Yeah, you do. 508 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:31,725 [Bayliss] No, no. 509 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:34,928 - I know what you're thinking. - [Kellerman] What are we thinking? 510 00:26:36,529 --> 00:26:37,897 - Adena Watson? - That's what I'm thinking. Is that what you're thinking? 511 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:40,967 - That's exactly what I'm thinking. - [Bayliss] Yeah. Yeah. 512 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,870 Well, you know, uh, not everything always rolls 513 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,171 back around to that one case. 514 00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:48,908 I think you just might be a little too sensitive for police work. 515 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,877 You know, you just let things nag at you. 516 00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:52,846 I mean, you're the opposite of a nag, right? You're a nagee. 517 00:26:52,846 --> 00:26:55,015 - [Lewis and Pembleton laugh] - A nagee? 518 00:26:55,015 --> 00:26:57,450 Yeah. A nagee. It's in the dictionary. Look it up. 519 00:26:57,450 --> 00:27:00,253 Yeah, listen, the only thing that's nagging me around here, Kellerman, is you. 520 00:27:00,253 --> 00:27:02,689 Well, the answer to your question, John, 521 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,758 is, um, yeah, we closed this case. 522 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:07,394 Repeat after me. "I am done with this case." 523 00:27:07,394 --> 00:27:08,728 Goodbye. 524 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:11,131 [all] "I am done 525 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:13,066 with this case!" 526 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,734 Yeah, see? Where are you going, man? 527 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:16,169 [Bayliss] I am moving on with my life. 528 00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:18,338 - [indistinct] - Hey! 529 00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:47,867 The man who wants to put you in prison, 530 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:51,304 the man who is not your friend, he comes in and he says, uh, 531 00:27:51,304 --> 00:27:53,173 "Black with sugar, right?" 532 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:54,974 Yeah, the coffee is fine, man. 533 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:58,078 Um, what-- what happens if I want a lawyer, huh? 534 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:00,980 Then we'll get you a lawyer. That's no problem at all. 535 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,817 We got a whole pocket full of lawyers out there, but... 536 00:28:04,551 --> 00:28:08,288 but maybe you should think first. 537 00:28:09,222 --> 00:28:10,857 - Hmm? - Think. 538 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:13,393 Because, see, this is your opportunity 539 00:28:13,393 --> 00:28:16,329 to tell me what really happened. 540 00:28:16,329 --> 00:28:19,065 All right? He came at you, didn't he? 541 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,969 He came at you. You were scared. Who would blame you? 542 00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:26,206 And it was self-defense. 543 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:28,241 Your mouth opens to speak. 544 00:28:28,241 --> 00:28:29,809 He came at you, huh? 545 00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:35,081 - Uh-huh. You venture cautiously. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 546 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:37,417 Before we do that, I gotta get you your rights' forms, 547 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:39,486 rights' forms, rights' forms. 548 00:28:39,486 --> 00:28:41,855 That's the problem with them things.[sighs] 549 00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:44,824 There's never any around when you want them. It's like a cop, right? 550 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:46,259 [chuckling] 551 00:28:47,594 --> 00:28:51,231 - There you go. Read that. - Um... 552 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:52,999 "I'm willing to answer questions 553 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:55,235 and I don't want an attorney at this time. 554 00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:56,536 My decision to answer questions 555 00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:58,238 without having an attorney present 556 00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:00,006 is free and voluntary on my part." 557 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,877 Just sign the bottom of the form. 558 00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:07,080 [pen scrapes on paper] 559 00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:13,386 The detective looks up at you, 560 00:29:13,386 --> 00:29:15,922 eyes soaked with innocence... 561 00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:17,524 He came at you. 562 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:22,562 Yeah. 563 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:25,432 He, um... 564 00:29:29,069 --> 00:29:30,870 Yeah. He, uh-- he came at me. 565 00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,405 - Yeah. - Hey! 566 00:29:32,405 --> 00:29:34,607 - I need to take a break. - [Howard] Hey, hey! Whoa! 567 00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:36,843 The champagne I drank, it's going right through me. 568 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:39,946 - I'm going in my office. - [Lewis coughs] 569 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:43,116 - Where's Cox? - Where's Kellerman? 570 00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:46,386 [soft music playing] 571 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:50,490 Happy New Year. 572 00:29:52,025 --> 00:29:53,093 Happy New Year. 573 00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:59,065 [*] 574 00:30:17,617 --> 00:30:19,919 - What? - A one-night stand is fine. 575 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:23,056 It's actually fine, but it's not how to start a relationship. 576 00:30:23,056 --> 00:30:26,593 I totally agree. I want-- I want us to have a chance. 577 00:30:28,628 --> 00:30:30,030 Yeah, so do I. 578 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:35,168 Great. I have an idea. 579 00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:38,204 - You and me, we'll go out on a date. - What? 580 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:40,607 You know, like a real date-date, right? 581 00:30:40,607 --> 00:30:43,376 I'll pick you up and we'll go see a movie or something. 582 00:30:43,376 --> 00:30:46,112 And when that's all over, I'll just-- I'll walk you home, 583 00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:48,982 and I don't know, I'll get a little peck on the lips. 584 00:30:48,982 --> 00:30:50,150 No sex? 585 00:30:51,718 --> 00:30:54,888 Whatever, right? We'll just, you know, we'll have a conversation. 586 00:30:56,456 --> 00:30:58,324 Well, it's different... 587 00:30:58,324 --> 00:31:00,360 [laughing] 588 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,996 - Yeah, okay. - All right. Um, Thursday. 589 00:31:02,996 --> 00:31:05,098 - Thursday. Good. - Great. 590 00:31:05,098 --> 00:31:06,266 - Fine. - Good. 591 00:31:10,270 --> 00:31:11,604 - Let's go back. - Let's go. 592 00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:15,642 [Bayliss] If you don't wanna talk to me, that's fine. 593 00:31:15,642 --> 00:31:18,978 And if you want a lawyer, you know something? That's fine, too. 594 00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:22,549 Because A, I have no relation to the guy you killed. 595 00:31:22,549 --> 00:31:27,954 - [Kellerman] Excuse me. - [Bayliss] And B, no matter what you say, 596 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:31,057 I am gonna get my overtime and my pension. 597 00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:36,696 [Lewis] At last. The juicy stuff. 598 00:31:38,031 --> 00:31:40,000 {\an8}[Munch] Must be some other Homicide shift. 599 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,968 {\an8}No sex and mystery around here. 600 00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:46,339 [Lewis laughing] I can't believe it. 601 00:31:46,339 --> 00:31:49,275 [all exclaiming] 602 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:51,211 Where the hell did you get this, Brodie? 603 00:31:51,211 --> 00:31:52,379 [whoops] 604 00:31:53,613 --> 00:31:55,048 [Brodie chuckling] 605 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:57,617 I don't know. Call it crazy luck? 606 00:31:57,617 --> 00:32:00,320 The right place, the right time. 607 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,623 Okay, Kay. Who the hell is this guy? You gotta tell us. 608 00:32:03,623 --> 00:32:05,158 It's none of your business! 609 00:32:05,158 --> 00:32:07,227 You know, I tried and tried to find out! 610 00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:10,296 That's pathetic. A room full of so-called ace detectives 611 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:13,533 and can't none of us nail down the identity of Kay's secret lover. 612 00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:15,602 Hold on a sec. Give me that. Wait. 613 00:32:19,172 --> 00:32:22,208 - I recognize that guy. - Get out of here. You do not! 614 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:25,178 - Oh, yeah. I know who that is. - [Howard] What are you talking about? 615 00:32:25,178 --> 00:32:28,415 [whispering] 616 00:32:28,415 --> 00:32:30,517 [detectives cheering] 617 00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:33,053 [overlapping chatter] 618 00:32:33,053 --> 00:32:35,188 - [Bayliss] There you go. - [Kellerman] Thanks. 619 00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:38,291 [Howard] Now, wait a second, Gee. I don't think I met them. 620 00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:44,631 - Gee! - [chuckling] 621 00:32:45,498 --> 00:32:47,000 [Munch] Whoa, Gee! 622 00:32:49,369 --> 00:32:51,104 It was a night to remember. 623 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:54,374 Yeah, well, I, for one, would like to know more! Much more. 624 00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:58,445 - We had an excellent risotto. - [Munch] Mm-hmm. 625 00:32:59,713 --> 00:33:03,283 - With mussels. - Ooh, mussels. Talk to me, Gee. 626 00:33:03,283 --> 00:33:04,784 Accompanied by... 627 00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:08,355 a very respectable Chianti. 628 00:33:08,355 --> 00:33:09,489 - Oh. - [Munch] Mm-hmm. 629 00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:11,024 [Giardello] And, uh... 630 00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:15,395 - for dessert... - Don't tell me. 631 00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:19,699 - Gelati. - [all cheering] 632 00:33:19,699 --> 00:33:22,235 [Bayliss exclaiming] 633 00:33:22,235 --> 00:33:24,537 - [Bayliss] Whoa! - [Munch] Wow! 634 00:33:24,537 --> 00:33:26,473 [Bayliss whoops] 635 00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:31,378 [Howard] Oh, Meldrick, you're steppin' out on Barbara. 636 00:33:31,378 --> 00:33:34,647 - No! - And it's not even your paper anniversary, 637 00:33:34,647 --> 00:33:38,451 - whatever the first one is. - Let's face it, men are pigs. 638 00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:41,521 I was not cheating on Barbara, okay? Let's put it to rest. 639 00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:43,790 You and Detective Stivers. [laughing] 640 00:33:43,790 --> 00:33:47,193 Gee, Detective Stivers and I were having a meal. 641 00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:49,729 We're trying to figure out a way to get Luther Mahoney 642 00:33:49,729 --> 00:33:51,564 off the streets once and for all. 643 00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:53,600 It doesn't look like a business meeting. 644 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,103 There are business meetings, and then there's-- there's business meetings. 645 00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:59,239 A word to the wise, Meldrick? 646 00:33:59,239 --> 00:34:01,841 Nix the horizontal rumba with a fellow detective. 647 00:34:01,841 --> 00:34:05,712 - Don't dip your wick in a company ink. - I wasn't. Okay? 648 00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:07,747 [Pembleton and Lewis laughing] 649 00:34:08,848 --> 00:34:10,817 [Lewis] Why you wanna film that for, Brodie? 650 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:16,823 {\an8}[Pembleton] What can I say? I'm a role model. 651 00:34:16,823 --> 00:34:19,359 {\an8}A walking advertisement for family values. 652 00:34:19,359 --> 00:34:21,828 {\an8}My very own shining city on the hill. 653 00:34:26,332 --> 00:34:29,869 It's my colleagues who are sad, lonely sociopaths. 654 00:34:29,869 --> 00:34:32,138 [Kellerman] You think I'm a sociopath, huh? 655 00:34:33,873 --> 00:34:35,175 [Munch groans in film] 656 00:34:35,175 --> 00:34:37,143 [Pembleton] No. Not like Munch. 657 00:34:37,777 --> 00:34:39,746 [moans, slurps] 658 00:34:41,548 --> 00:34:43,450 [Munch chuckling] That's great. 659 00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:46,319 You know, I didn't realize I photograph so well. 660 00:34:46,319 --> 00:34:47,487 Yeah. 661 00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:52,759 [Pembleton] Or Bayliss. 662 00:34:55,495 --> 00:34:56,796 Nice shot, Bayliss. 663 00:34:56,796 --> 00:34:58,698 [Lewis laughing] 664 00:34:58,698 --> 00:35:00,600 - [Brodie whistles in film] - Huh? 665 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,335 Oh. 666 00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:03,837 Give me that! 667 00:35:03,837 --> 00:35:06,473 Brodie, I will never, ever speak to you 668 00:35:06,473 --> 00:35:08,441 as long as I live, ever again. 669 00:35:08,441 --> 00:35:11,578 - [Brodie] Why? - [Bayliss] I will treat you like Nixon treated Agnew. 670 00:35:11,578 --> 00:35:13,747 Wait, wait! I just want-- 671 00:35:13,747 --> 00:35:15,382 I had to show you, warts and all, 672 00:35:15,382 --> 00:35:17,884 because you're the hero of the piece, Bayliss. 673 00:35:18,985 --> 00:35:20,587 - I'm the hero? - Yes. 674 00:35:21,755 --> 00:35:23,156 Okay. 675 00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:26,526 [Howard chuckles] 676 00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:34,934 Why you gotta go through all my uncle's things like this? 677 00:35:37,671 --> 00:35:39,439 Cameras. 678 00:35:39,439 --> 00:35:42,409 [Lewis] Uh-oh, Bayliss found his baseball card collection. 679 00:35:51,751 --> 00:35:53,620 [Munch] What are they? What did you find? 680 00:35:54,821 --> 00:35:56,322 Satisfied? 681 00:35:57,824 --> 00:36:00,293 [Howard] Zoom in, Brodie, zoom in. 682 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,363 Get out of here! Get out of-- Later! 683 00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:10,704 [Bayliss] Ah, Mr. Jackson. How are they treating you-- 684 00:36:10,704 --> 00:36:12,572 - [door slams] - [Brodie] Hey! 685 00:36:14,307 --> 00:36:16,276 [Bayliss] My partner and me, we got some, uh-- 686 00:36:16,276 --> 00:36:18,445 a few things we'd like to straighten out about your case. 687 00:36:18,445 --> 00:36:20,814 We know about the other women, Mr. Jackson. 688 00:36:20,814 --> 00:36:22,549 [Bayliss] Yeah, so did the Kilduffs. 689 00:36:22,549 --> 00:36:23,950 In fact, they-- they threatened to tell your wife. 690 00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:27,620 My wife has Alzheimer's. Nothing you could tell her that would matter. 691 00:36:28,321 --> 00:36:29,656 Besides, I didn't do anything wrong. 692 00:36:29,656 --> 00:36:30,924 By whose standards? 693 00:36:33,593 --> 00:36:35,862 You went into my home? You went into my things? 694 00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:37,931 Of course we did, 'cause that's our job. 695 00:36:37,931 --> 00:36:40,734 Our job is to find out about you. 696 00:36:40,734 --> 00:36:42,669 See? 697 00:36:42,669 --> 00:36:44,270 Every single thing! 698 00:36:49,075 --> 00:36:50,643 You sick son of a bitch. 699 00:36:52,912 --> 00:36:57,317 [Kellerman] No way! He took stiffs from his funeral home, he dresses them up, 700 00:36:57,317 --> 00:36:59,285 and he puts 'em around his dinner table? 701 00:37:02,889 --> 00:37:05,258 I was lonely. I didn't harm anyone. 702 00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:09,362 The Kilduffs couldn't understand that. 703 00:37:09,963 --> 00:37:11,398 But you understand. 704 00:37:13,033 --> 00:37:14,467 Don't you? 705 00:37:16,636 --> 00:37:18,505 Yeah. Absolutely. 706 00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:31,484 You're history. 707 00:37:33,153 --> 00:37:34,187 And if I wasn't so busy writing up your statement, I'd probably tell you so. 708 00:37:34,187 --> 00:37:38,725 I'd say, "Son, you are ignorance personified, 709 00:37:38,725 --> 00:37:41,594 and you just put yourself in for the murder of a human being." 710 00:37:41,594 --> 00:37:44,597 I might even admit to you that after all my years working murders, 711 00:37:44,597 --> 00:37:48,468 I'm still a little amazed that anyone utters a word in this room. 712 00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:50,537 Think about it, son. 713 00:37:51,838 --> 00:37:54,374 When you came through those doors, what did the sign say? 714 00:37:55,408 --> 00:37:58,678 Homicide Unit, that's right. Who lives in a Homicide Unit? 715 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,516 And what do homicide detectives do for a living? 716 00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:06,986 [clicks tongue] You got it, bunk. 717 00:38:07,987 --> 00:38:09,689 And tonight, you took somebody's life. 718 00:38:10,523 --> 00:38:12,959 So when you opened your mouth, 719 00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:14,761 what in God's name were you thinking? 720 00:38:16,763 --> 00:38:20,433 - [applauding] - Hey, not bad, Brodie. Not bad. 721 00:38:20,433 --> 00:38:22,068 Although I'd cut down that last speech. 722 00:38:22,068 --> 00:38:23,703 But wait, there's more. 723 00:38:27,907 --> 00:38:30,510 [Howard] He's back! 724 00:38:32,846 --> 00:38:34,114 [Bayliss] Wait a minute. 725 00:38:35,982 --> 00:38:37,817 {\an8}- [Pembleton exclaims] - It's Gaffney! 726 00:38:37,817 --> 00:38:40,520 {\an8}- Gaffney's the dang Lunch Bandit! - [Kellerman] Unbelievable! 727 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,589 Congratulations, Brodie! You just solved 728 00:38:42,589 --> 00:38:45,025 the longest running open case in Homicide history. 729 00:38:45,025 --> 00:38:46,626 - You are a genius! - Thank you. 730 00:38:46,626 --> 00:38:48,828 - [Brodie exclaims] - Gaffney, that stooge! 731 00:38:48,828 --> 00:38:51,164 - I should've known it was him. - Yeah, Gee, what do you think? 732 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:53,099 You gonna-- you gonna bring charges up on him? 733 00:38:53,099 --> 00:38:55,735 I say we put him in the box and sweat it out of him. 734 00:38:55,735 --> 00:38:57,537 Make him take a polygraph! 735 00:38:57,537 --> 00:38:59,506 - [all cheering] - [Kellerman] There you go. 736 00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:02,075 I'll look into it. Let me have a copy of this. 737 00:39:03,143 --> 00:39:05,845 You know, as a matter of fact, I'll take the original for safekeeping. 738 00:39:05,845 --> 00:39:07,947 - I don't have the original. - What? 739 00:39:07,947 --> 00:39:09,716 [Brodie clears throat] 740 00:39:09,716 --> 00:39:11,718 I sold it to PBS. 741 00:39:12,786 --> 00:39:14,621 - [Bayliss] Huh? - Excuse me? 742 00:39:14,621 --> 00:39:17,757 Public Broadcasting System. PBS. It's gonna be a special. 743 00:39:17,757 --> 00:39:20,527 I mean, Bill Moore's probably gonna narrate the whole thing. 744 00:39:22,595 --> 00:39:26,132 Brodie, do you know what you have done? 745 00:39:26,132 --> 00:39:28,868 We're all gonna be on, uh, national television, 746 00:39:28,868 --> 00:39:30,503 behaving like-- like--- 747 00:39:30,503 --> 00:39:32,739 [Brodie] Like you actually are. 748 00:39:32,739 --> 00:39:34,908 No, that's not the point. 749 00:39:34,908 --> 00:39:37,143 We never thought about how it looks. 750 00:39:37,143 --> 00:39:39,612 We're out there and we're messing with suspects 751 00:39:39,612 --> 00:39:41,448 and we're joking over the bodies, 752 00:39:41,448 --> 00:39:45,051 but you can't show that to the public, Brodie. 753 00:39:45,051 --> 00:39:49,022 That stuff is personal. That's supposed to stay right here in the station house. 754 00:39:49,022 --> 00:39:52,492 You think you have a problem? What about poor Mr. Jackson, 755 00:39:52,492 --> 00:39:54,928 who murdered two of his neighbors to keep a secret? 756 00:39:54,928 --> 00:39:58,732 And along you come with your cameras and your questions and boom. 757 00:39:59,799 --> 00:40:02,035 All of America is watching his weird little life. 758 00:40:02,035 --> 00:40:04,504 Yeah, Brodie, why'd you pick this case for your little movie? 759 00:40:04,504 --> 00:40:07,474 Wait! Wait! All right? Everybody just hold on a second. 760 00:40:08,608 --> 00:40:11,511 You see, the thing is, is I made this documentary 761 00:40:11,511 --> 00:40:13,680 not because I wanted to embarrass anybody, 762 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,749 but because I wanted to tell the truth. 763 00:40:15,749 --> 00:40:18,918 And when you're after the truth, then, yeah. 764 00:40:18,918 --> 00:40:21,721 Privacy goes out the window. 765 00:40:21,721 --> 00:40:24,190 I mean, that's the way-- that's the way it is for you, right? 766 00:40:25,158 --> 00:40:28,661 Poking through victims' drawers and closets, 767 00:40:28,661 --> 00:40:30,797 dredging up the dirt of their life, 768 00:40:30,797 --> 00:40:34,734 breaking on a suspect till there's nothing left but the bare facts. 769 00:40:36,002 --> 00:40:38,938 What about the morgue? You guys, you're over there every day, 770 00:40:38,938 --> 00:40:42,075 y-- you're drinking your coffee standing over men and women 771 00:40:42,075 --> 00:40:44,778 that are being stripped and disassembled. 772 00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:48,048 Let's be honest. I mean, you guys are detectives. 773 00:40:48,048 --> 00:40:50,617 You live in other people's lives, 774 00:40:50,617 --> 00:40:51,951 and no, it doesn't bother you. 775 00:40:52,986 --> 00:40:55,588 It's not about the privacy, it's about the work. 776 00:40:56,756 --> 00:41:00,226 It's about pushing past all the lies and all of the crap 777 00:41:00,226 --> 00:41:01,895 and getting to what's real. 778 00:41:03,563 --> 00:41:05,231 And that's what I learned from you guys, 779 00:41:06,566 --> 00:41:08,234 and that's what this film is all about. 780 00:41:08,234 --> 00:41:11,504 [crowd cheering on TV] 781 00:41:12,839 --> 00:41:13,973 Hey, hey. Ten... 782 00:41:13,973 --> 00:41:16,943 [all] ...nine, eight, seven, 783 00:41:16,943 --> 00:41:20,980 six, five, four, three, 784 00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:23,016 two, one! 785 00:41:23,016 --> 00:41:25,218 Happy New Year! 786 00:41:26,152 --> 00:41:28,855 [celebratory music playing] 787 00:41:28,855 --> 00:41:32,258 [overlapping chatter] 788 00:41:32,258 --> 00:41:33,827 [Bayliss] Happy new year. 789 00:41:34,861 --> 00:41:37,230 [phone ringing] 790 00:41:40,266 --> 00:41:42,002 [Pembleton] Homicide, Pembleton. 791 00:41:42,002 --> 00:41:43,636 - [Bayliss] Homicide. - [Kellerman] Homicide, Kellerman. 792 00:41:43,636 --> 00:41:45,005 - [Howard] Howard. - [Lewis] Homicide. Lewis. 793 00:41:45,005 --> 00:41:48,875 [upbeat music playing] 794 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:58,685 [*] 795 00:42:04,924 --> 00:42:08,828 [song lyrics playing] 796 00:42:37,824 --> 00:42:41,594 [*] 797 00:42:48,168 --> 00:42:51,971 [song lyrics playing] 798 00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:24,938 [*] 799 00:43:46,226 --> 00:43:49,996 [theme music playing]